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You can see how I lived before I met you.

We're rescuing ya. Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets? Leela, Bender, we're going grave robbing. But I've never been to the moon!

Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase. Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. You, a bobsleder!? That I'd like to see!

Who are those horrible orange men?

Who are those horrible orange men? Bender, this is Fry's decision… and he made it wrong. So it's time for us to interfere in his life. Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography.

1. It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?
2. Kif might!
3. Yes if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.